It turns out that our Great Pyrenees - Petunia - has been, uh, KNOWN.
In the biblical sense.
To make this even more complicated . . . our first Great Pyr, Wally, got the neighbor's lab pregnant. Then he got run over.
So we got a second Great Pyr . . . the exact same day the neighbor asked us to take two of the lab's puppies.
One was Wally's protege and one was their Shar Pei's offspring.
We ended up with three puppies in one day. It was also the day we told our parents we were having a baby.
Like I said . . . oh dear.
Now Petunia is pregnant . . . perhaps with Wally's son's baby or perhaps with our black lab Blackjack's pups.
Can someone please cue the Lion King's Circle of Life?
In any case, if you're in Missouri and are on the lookout for a 3/4 Great Pyr -- or perhaps a half Great Pyr, half lab -- give us a shout-out. Petunia, like State Farm, has got you covered.